joke of the day 1:
customer: may i know where is the ladies?
angelina: erm, we're the ladies. (points to us)
customer: nonono, i mean the toilet.
angelina: oh.

joke of the day 2:
angelina: barney is an elephant from our imagination...
lingyuan: huh? elephant??

joke of the day 3:
angelina: can i ask you a personal question?
VN: no.
lingyuan: let her ask luh, although her personal questions very personal one.
VN: no.
angelina: (continues to ask) why you dont have kids uh?
VN: ...
angelina: is it inactive or dominant?
VN: !!!
then after that angelina apologises.

joke of the day 4: (i dont think you will understand this one)
kingkong: wink.
angelina: blinkblink.

joke of the day 5:
lingyuan: what's p.chix hd?
kingkong: pork chicken hotdog!
lingyuan: huh how can pork and chicken be together?
kingkong: you know what's pork? pork pork pork!
lingyuan: HUH?
-peter walks past-
lingyuan: peter! what's p.chix hd?
peter: peppery chicken hotdog.
kingkong: ???

joke of the day 6:
-we're in the freezer freezing like icebergs-
angelina: brrrrrrr.
jinghui: later your bloody friend freeze how?

joke of the day 7:
7 people squeezed into korkor dave's car! :D