Hello I've not been blogging lately and so do alot of other people. EOYS are around the corner, or rather tomorrow. (!!!) at least i mugged on friday and saturday. been slacking today except for morning's tuition. zejun came back from the car accident, he's fine! although he said his head got something wrong but his head always got something wrong one. haha good that he never die! :0 stupid car stupid blind spot lol.

Another thing is that corrine says that xiaotwist is fake! it's a nanhua teacher who admitted it himself cuz the whole of the teachers' population is talking about this matter. stupid boliao teacher la walao corrine says he look like vampire and is also very white too. zzz -.- and xianlin wrote a proposal to mrfoo, asking to change english teacher instead of norida. and we signed! hope we get arthurkok :D hehheh.

okay i shall be on hiatus now must concentrate on EOYS! and HLC already planned alot of activites to do after EOYS! like the razor quest, horseriding(xianlin says she's in the club maybe got discount), bake cookies, sentosa, chalet, manicure, shopping and more shopping hahahaha omgomgomg so excited. andand we're gonna have a kuehs chalet! :DD thanks tengteng for helping us book! goodluck people for EOYS! :D meanwhile, enjoy the funny videos I've found today:

Super Mario Rescues The Princess


Derrick Barry America's Got Talent


Quick Change Artists on America's Got Talent


Spongebob in China


Cat Talking, Translation


friday after school went home with leslie jocelyn nicole and huimin then want eat mudpie! so we went mac.

in the end no mudpie so eat mcflurry. and i learnt a new word! SOVIETS! the macdonald tissue paper. lol i thought leslie was asking for what food then in the end then i realise it's tissue lol. stupid ah the whole time there we laughing like shitzxs then nicole was very funny she was like 'do you know who is bash' then we all broke down then keep saying about raja lol poor soul i think she became white liao LOL. and out from this experience we learn to wash your hair once we get home.

then ytd went woodlands library with leslie and neon to study. neon wore the blue diamond he always wore- the chinagang outing, to clarke wuay with 310 ppl, to library so funny la. we reach there about 12.30 then all the table and chairs were occupied. then we decided to go level2, which is very quiet.

so quiet until cannot make any noise leh so sian. we sat by the wall lor no choice. i really got study leh :D after for like 1 hour then cannot tahan liao so we went mosburger, then finally can talk! haha actually didnt study much leh, keep on talking. but i did physics, 2chpts! and leslie did chem. neon did amaths and geog. haha then you know mos burger you order then will give you the receipt right then we were like 'eh leon you go take this to the info counter got lucky draw' haha he really believe leh lol. and we saw a lady who look like miss surin then she keep looking at our direction cuz she know we looking at her lol. went back around 6 then something happened at home. went causeway for dinner lol.

and ZEJUN, although you will not see this, get well soon! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADELYN(15) JOANNE(15) AND LEEKUANYEW(85)
they all have the same bday you know you know omg very cute!!!

303 is a very cool class, the people inside seem naughty and noisy but they are actually harmless and nice! LOL that's why so many teachers like us lol lol lol. and we love mamachang and papakieu too! mamachang wore a dress today with a slim cutting at the most top of the waist, and weishun was like "why you wear this kind of dress you pregnant ah" and mamachang, without thinking, was like "yah" LOL omg very funny leh. andand cuz it was adelyn's bday ytd, and we sang alot of happy birthday songs to her (somemore CEP was the sexual education and we had a video of it. there's a girl name jolene who was also celebrating bday and when the people inside the video sang we all follow sing to adelyn lol funny shitxzs) then mamachang was jealous she was like "why adelyn's bday you all sing so many times bday song to her why my bday you all nvr sing" and her face was like chouchou one lol very cute right! and mamachang actually wanted us to bring 2calculators for exam, 1 for degree mode, 1 for radian mode. she scared we nvr change the mode then all wrong. very cool right 303 :D

eoy paper 1 on friday! i think im screwed i never revise for it leh sian :/ im not going school tml! it's my piano test lol lol lol hope i get distinction if not my parents are going to skin me. so much pressure! im camping at yishun burgerking on sat and sun who want come LOL LOL LOL.

adrian tan showed us a video funny shitzxs. ENJOY!
Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist



I very the angry with tehyilin cuz she let me eat an expired pill. zzz. after eating the medicine i was like staring and stoning at the package and it's then when i suddenly noticed written in transparent on the packaging:

EXPIRE 02 07

Stupid tehyilin I swear im going to get back on you someday! but okay la i understand it's not your fault cuz you're too dumb to even realise that the medicine is expired! and you really gave me the hebelagajhibees la you goon go hide in the toilet!

Must start mugging for EOY liao all the subjects like test whole books like that leh i think i cannot chiong in a day or two one so must start early!


CAMP ROCK!

i think this show was okay but come to think of it, it really sucks. seriously lah cant compare to High School Musical! there's alot of loop holes in camp rock which made this movie like the suckiest one made for disney's originals. im looking forward to HSM3! out in singapore cinemas on 24oct make sure you dont miss it! :D andandand i think joe jonas is hot. :D

P.S. happy birthday mummy, i love you! <3

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HELLO HELLO! im back from a very very very very very long hiatus since teachers' day LOL. and i believe this post is gonna be a very very very very very long one hahaha happy scrolling lol hope you get stuck somemore later your comp explode cuz too many pictures here liao lol lol lol hahahah okay i laughing at my own joke hehhehheh.

come let's start from teachers' day! whoohoo sec3s we did a very very very very very goode job! WE WHACKED THAT! (although it would be nice too if we smacked that hahaha okay another lame joke) so now, come to think of it, it began so abruptly, and ended so fast! but nonetheless through this perf, we've learnt to cooperate with one another more as we sit down to solve the unhappiness and dissatisfaction among our fellow batch members. goode job eh clap clap clap.
here's the pictures and videos for teachers' day!



this video got abit noisy ah cuz is homemade with a digital cam one lol. kaiwen never help us take the video but he helped to take photos! thanks kaiwen! :D











after the celebrations me yinkar and jiaen went to jiaen's house to play bball lol. jinghui went amazing race or sth, yilin went to have lunch with her sis. then at the mrt we met 3 ex-yewtee primary girls who were friends of makyinkar. then she go bluff them i from yewtee primary also then my name is zoelyn maria jiakmehrah. LOL THEN I LAUGH UNTIL I NEARLY VOMITTED. to peihe yinkar, i say i prefect last time. then 1 of the girls say she head prefect but she never see me before. LOL LOL the funny part is that they believe i from yewtee pri! OMG LA FUNNY DUDES. yinkar ah abit evil ah.


neh, this is the 3 girls hahaha funny shit.



in jiaen's house we go look at the yearbook. funny shit la esp jiaen's face hahaha go look go look. ohoh and jinghui and yilin's one hahahaha. omg im evil :/ we go play bball then tio owned by a swiss cottage guy then he was like, aiya gen ni men zhe xie xiao peng you wan not fun de. zzzzzz then got this sec207 guy from other school he keep asking which school we from then yinkar go act seh say we IMH one this year woodbridge next year metalbridge hahaha yinkar getting funnier and funnier lol jiaen ah must learn from her! I SHOOT A BALL FROM THE HALF COURT MARK AND IT WENT IN THE HOOP WITHOUT HITTING THE BOX! omg la you know why? cuz we were like, eh if i can shoot in that means cj that bitch will kena car accident die. AND IT WENT IN! and we were like OMGOMGOMG but he never die leh. sian. i go shoot more next time hahaha fugly bitch crooked mouth hahahahaha.

i lazy blog liao lol i blog about orange the next time heh heh :D